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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

fairytalefaker:

Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?

joker-ace:

a random comic about that weird moment in dreams where u think u know a guy but then??? u dont??

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cantrells:

jxseyraes:

every band has that really old photoshoot from when they first started out that makes no fucking sense snd they all look ridiculous and those are my favorite things

babyofthenineties:

when people offend you in public

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and you think ‘I’m gonna get you fucker. Just not right now.’

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills